operation harelip BJ is a go
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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