David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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