I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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