omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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