make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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