Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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