i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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