quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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