Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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