Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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