we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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