Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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