you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just found a bag of teeth...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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