i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
