Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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