whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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