How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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