haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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