scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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