I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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