Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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