yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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