You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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