I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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