Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
