So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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