No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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