my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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