doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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