i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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