Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I have post one night stand depression
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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