i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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