i just made my gag reflex go away.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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