Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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