I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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