So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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