My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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