...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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