I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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