do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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