Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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