please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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