question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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