Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
