that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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