so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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