Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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