maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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