Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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