im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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