U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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