walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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